mixed mystic
mocking your kid's sixth sense
misogynistic sith ruler of the misfits
rumpelstiltskin ruin buckle-less kicks kent
clark's heart's ripped apart overzealous wrist pricks
fragrance is krypton been beyond the ripple of a bee yawn
over dead kintaro to see kahn
geek off, winner take all comic remnants, shredded to the 16th by 8 ions
mistress, first name person, middle of, last interest
send her up, Cinderella strut, crush
peons to dust blown cover speak klingon
the crux of our conversation rust for no reason
how do you like your eggs? beaten til they're double dead
party on garth, sober up at the mustard keg
straddling the line between avant-garde and knuckle head
no aimless braggadocio bout being the best til such is said


Batteries not included, mass assembly required
highwire acrobatics, back flippin man spider
fire eater dragon born, matterhorn yeti squad
putting the “get it on!” in “everybody gets it wrong”
searchin for a better song, neverending story though
sleepin on a bed of nails, hammered till the morning show
strong arm sweaty, Edward fifth of liquor hands
copped Paul Bunyan’s ox and walked away the bigger man
pitter patter, chitter chatter, cut with drivel liquid laughter
rhythm scattered like this pattern didn’t matter
this perfect spiral to the bottom of the barrel of a shotgun
carry the 2, drop 1
your math doesn’t add up because you’re part of the problem
this is not a solution, this is more of a solvent
dissolving the fog in my memory card
don’t need no radar to know where my enemies are


not reinventing the wheel just reinserting this quarter
tied to fishing line i promise its almost over
x2


well they shoulda put clothes on the battle toads and gave em better names
road rash slap viper wit the chain
go mad max it's your birthday drunk face flat
haphaz zero fucks given bout you lab rats
bout as honest as a laugh track
loud cowboy chest catch buried hatchet
doctor frankenshrink sasquack right back after these messages
vogue to the expose of all my skeletons
it's a barbie world that magneto futilely meddles in
when there's plenty of leopards in the trees that need deafening
stud muffin on a bud cookie zooted trying to woogie
flexin like adonis, hippies bask in the excellence
thumb war champ, rubber chicken division
where my super ego slumbers rolling in that dunder mifflin
on the precipice of instant
crocodile tears in the goblet
simply killing cogs and sprockets


Give me sight beyond sight, fight stronger than flight
bite harder than bark and heart broader than might
rocking the mic in a hard place for arts sake
with flips & explosions like I wrote it in a car chase
watch it, watch it split you when it hits you
Yoshimitsu with a ginsu rip through tissue and sinew
quicker than the wind blew chunks on the front lawn
red cups crushed by the tusks of this mastodon
in other words I party harder than the mad hatter
can’t crack my code when I’m feeding you bad data
paranoid parasites are part of my paradigm
parallel with my apparent obsession with pantomime
hands flyin’ everywhere, actin out my aggravation
roger rabbit in Japanese- live action anime
activate the acetates, this masochistic masquerade
will lacerate your plastic face… nobody’s mask is safe.


not reinventing the wheel just reinserting this quarter
tied to fishing line i promise its almost over
x2


lvl hdz, lvl hdz, lvl hdz
lvl hdz, lvl hdz, lvl hdz
lvl hdz, lvl hdz, lvl hdz
or catch the jagged edge of an enchanted hammersledge